Monday, August 21, 2006

Vol 513 - Aug 20, 2006 - Strange "DUH" HEADLINES

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Strange Quotes:

"I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things." ---Alan Coren

"The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet." ---Bill Cosby

"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back." ---Franklin Jones

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." ---Robin Williams (on Clinton/Lewinsky affair)

"Teenager with nose ring, baggy clothing and spiked hair to friend: I don't really like dressing like this, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere they go." ---Unknown

"Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen or oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." ---Dave Berry

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange "DUH" HEADLINES

There's lots of news out there, but surprisingly little of it is geared toward those whose hammock doesn't quite reach both trees. You know, the people who are a couple of cards short of a deck. Well, The Duh News is for those people. What follow are profoundly obvious headlines about our profoundly confounding times...

Report Shows Airlines Sometimes Intentionally Overbook Flights

Insiders Say Madonna Not A Virgin After All

Rock Stars and Professional Athletes Don�t Always Call After Sexual Encounters

Napster May Not Respect Rights of Copyright Holders

Smoking Responsible for Health Problems

Popular Soft Drinks Mostly Water

Income Tax: Not Everyone is Honest in Filing

The Secret is Out: Michael Jackson Had Plastic Surgery

Porn Films: Some May Not Be Scripted Before Filming

HMOs May Not Pay All Claims

PETA Determined to Be Against Everything

Politicians May Knowingly Make Promises During Campaigns They Don't Intend to Keep

Microsoft Bullies Competitors

Jennifer Lopez and Puffy Split

School Shootings An Impediment to Learning

Exposed: Skydiving Might Be Dangerous

Sociologists Report Strippers Just Be In It for the Money

The Truth About Bullfighting: Not a Fair Fight?

Oprah Rumored to Be Controlling

"Playboy" Popularity Not Related to Articles

Auto Mechanics Found to Overcharge for Some Services

Duplicity Not a Detriment to "Survivor" Contestants

Those in the Know Insist Pro Wrestling Often Staged

O.J. Simpson Jury Miscalculated

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DEATH BED WEDDING - IT MUST BE TRUE LOVE! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/118590.html

FEMALE WRESTLING STARS - WWF - TORRIE WILSON - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/118584.html

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STRANGE HALLOWEEN COSTUME - THE GRIM REAPER'S GOT YOU! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/118596.html

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CELLPHONE CAMERA MORON - BUSTED! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/118626.html

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The Featured Pix Category This Week - * PETS - Animals - Dogs - Cats - Cute & Ugly!

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

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Strange Names of Real People - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/118513.html

Online Dating Is Planned for Orangutans - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/118517.html

Pocket Taser Stun Gun. ONLY A GUY WOULD DO THIS! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/118544.html

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