Monday, August 21, 2006
Vol 513 - Aug 20, 2006 - Strange "DUH" HEADLINES
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Strange Quotes:
"I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things." ---Alan Coren
"The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet." ---Bill Cosby
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back." ---Franklin Jones
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." ---Robin Williams (on Clinton/Lewinsky affair)
"Teenager with nose ring, baggy clothing and spiked hair to friend: I don't really like dressing like this, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere they go." ---Unknown
"Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen or oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer." ---Dave Berry
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange "DUH" HEADLINES
There's lots of news out there, but surprisingly little of it is geared toward those whose hammock doesn't quite reach both trees. You know, the people who are a couple of cards short of a deck. Well, The Duh News is for those people. What follow are profoundly obvious headlines about our profoundly confounding times...
Report Shows Airlines Sometimes Intentionally Overbook Flights
Insiders Say Madonna Not A Virgin After All
Rock Stars and Professional Athletes Don�t Always Call After Sexual Encounters
Napster May Not Respect Rights of Copyright Holders
Smoking Responsible for Health Problems
Popular Soft Drinks Mostly Water
Income Tax: Not Everyone is Honest in Filing
The Secret is Out: Michael Jackson Had Plastic Surgery
Porn Films: Some May Not Be Scripted Before Filming
HMOs May Not Pay All Claims
PETA Determined to Be Against Everything
Politicians May Knowingly Make Promises During Campaigns They Don't Intend to Keep
Microsoft Bullies Competitors
Jennifer Lopez and Puffy Split
School Shootings An Impediment to Learning
Exposed: Skydiving Might Be Dangerous
Sociologists Report Strippers Just Be In It for the Money
The Truth About Bullfighting: Not a Fair Fight?
Oprah Rumored to Be Controlling
"Playboy" Popularity Not Related to Articles
Auto Mechanics Found to Overcharge for Some Services
Duplicity Not a Detriment to "Survivor" Contestants
Those in the Know Insist Pro Wrestling Often Staged
O.J. Simpson Jury Miscalculated
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The Featured Pix Category This Week - * PETS - Animals - Dogs - Cats - Cute & Ugly!
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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week
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Online Dating Is Planned for Orangutans - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/118517.html
Pocket Taser Stun Gun. ONLY A GUY WOULD DO THIS! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/118544.html
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