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Vol 515 - Aug 28, 2006 - You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When.......
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - -You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When.......
You Watch WAY TOO MUCH Wrestling When.......
- On your resume you write "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be"
- Instead of hugging relatives you give them bear hugs & mandible claws
- You begin to shake someone's hand in public, but then hesistate to look for the crowd's response
- You tell your significant other, "Not tonight, I'm watching RAW"
- You get in fights with people who say wrestling is fake.
- You clothesline people in the supermarket for no real reason.
- You elbow smash your dog & turn him/her over for the three count
- Instead of reading a bedtime story to your kids, you put them in a sleeper.
- Instead of punishing your kids by grounding them, you threaten them with stunners, choke slams & tombstones
- When your king-size bed has ropes and turnbuckles surrounding it.
- You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask.
- Your boss fires you and you come back to work and challenge him to a no-holds barred steel-cage wrestling match.
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