Wednesday, September 20, 2006
Vol 522- Sept. 21, 2006 - Strange Southern Phrases
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Strange "Character" Quotes:
Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open. - Elmer G. Letterman
In attempts to improve your character, know what is in your power and what is beyond it. - Francis Thompson (1859 - 1907)
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799)
Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749 - 1832)
When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends. - Japanese Proverb
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Southern Phrases
SOUTHERN PHRASES THAT WILL HELP YOU FIT IN
IF YOU MOVE TO THE SOUTH
1. "Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit."
2. "It's been hotter'n a goat's butt in a pepper patch."
3. "He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down."
4. "Have a cup of coffee, it's already been 'saucered and blowed.'"
5. "She's so stuck up, she'd drown in a rainstorm."
6. "It's so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs."
7. "My cow died last night so I don't need your bull."
8. "Don't pee down my back and tell me it's raining."
9. "He's as country as corn flakes."
10. "This is gooder'n grits."
11. "Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."
12. "If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to
help me enjoy it."
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