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Strange Quotes

"If at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving." Henry Youngman.

"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?" Steven Wright.

"Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night." Peter
Ustinov. (grunt)

"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them." - Steve Martin

"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women." Groucho Marx

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx (1890-1977)

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Strange Answering Machine Greetings

ANSWERING MACHINE

1. Me no here. Me go bye. Leave me message. Me reply.

2. "Suicide Hotline...please hold."

3. Hellooo....Hellloooo, well if you won't talk to me maybe you'll talk to this machine, it's at home and I'm not, leave a message and it'll give it to me when I return.

4. Alpha Centauri Space Station. Commander Marlin can't come to the phone right now. He's either saving the universe from some dread, unnamed peril, or perhaps taking a nappie. Leave your name and number after the beep and he will return your call.

5. (With loud music playing in the background) "Hello... HELLO?? I can't hear you! What? Oh.. we're not home, leave a message.

6. Now I lay me down to sleep; Leave a message at the beep. If I should die before I wake, remember to erase the tape.

7. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.

8. "Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.

9. We're sorry. You have reached an imaginary number. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

10. Hello, this is Susan. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number. On the other hand, if you were trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave your name and number at the tone. I don't guarantee that one of them will call you back -- only that I won't.

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Most Popular - News - Pix

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STRANGE HOUSE - ENTRANCE - http://www.strangefunkidz.com/content/item/119502.html

STRANGE "DOCTORED" NEWSPAPER PHOTO - PHOTOSHOPPED! - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/119538.html

STRANGE COSTUME - WINNER! HOOTERS CONTEST - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/119550.html

NEW AIRPORT SECURITY CHECK-IN PROCEDURES FOR AIR TRAVELERS - http://www.strangetravel.com/content/item/119554.html

NASTY THUNDERSTORMS COMING - DANGER! - http://www.strangedangers.com/content/item/119574.html

OLD MOTORCYCLE RACING PIX - WITH SIDECAR! - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/119583.html

STRANGE LITTLE SPIDER - HEY FOUR EYES! - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/119589.html

HILLARY CLINTON AS ALFRED E NEWMAN ! - http://www.strangepolitics.com/content/item/119594.html

STRANGE "TRACKED" MOTORCYCLE CONCEPT - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/119597.html

STRANGE NEW JEEP - IT SPINS! - http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/119605.html

AUTO MECHANICS HAVE STRANGE PROBLEMS TOO! OOPS! - http://www.strangepolice.com/content/item/119606.html

STRANGE SKY AIRLINES PAINT JOB - SEXY! - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/119609.html

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STRANGE & NASTY "SHARP" FINGERNAILS - http://www.strangecelebrities.com/content/item/119642.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

Strange Questions Asked of The Smithsonian Museum - http://www.strangesports.com/content/item/119451.html

You Know You're a Nurse When.......... - http://www.strangebusiness.com/content/item/119633.html

Personality Test - What Cartoon Character are You? - http://www.strangezoo.com/content/item/21707.html

Application to Date My Daughter - http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/20790.html

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