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Strange Celebrity Quotes:

Have you been playing a long time?� -- Queen Elizabeth II, to rock legend Eric Clapton

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test� -- Prince Philip

I can do anything you want me to do as long as I don't have to speak� -- Linda Evangelista

I catnap now and then...but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time� -- Martha Stewart

I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day� -- Linda Evangelista

I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to� -- Linda Evangalista

I don't think about anything too much. If I think too much� -- Pamela Anderson

I feel my best when I'm happy� -- Winona Ryder

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada� -- Britney Spears

I like most of the places I've been to, but I've never really wanted to go to Japan� -- Britney Spears

I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes� -- Mariah Carey, on death of King of Jordan

I never knew a guitar player worth a damn� -- Vernon Presley, to his young son Elvis

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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Beer Label Warnings

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American beer Brewers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra. (Apparently this has happened to several people?!)

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

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Most Popular - Parody - News - Pix

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THE ULTIMATE "SHOTGUN" WEDDING - TANK! - http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/121924.html

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The Top News Articles & Humor for the Week

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